girl:  bae come over
me:  BREAK THE TARGETS !!
girl:  my parents aren't home
me:  BOARD THE PLATFORMS !!
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konkeydongcountry:

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nice, smart frog wisdom is something everyone needs

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fuckyeahashes:

so seven years of verbal harassment in the classroom later he found out snape wanted to fuck his mom and now he is the bravest man he ever knew wow. wow. beautiful

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pluckypalaeontologist:

sillyunicorntime:

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daiyaoowada:

I told my government class about the Great Emu War and half the class didn’t believe me so we had my government teacher look it up on the projector oh my god

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only in australia

wait how did the emus win

have you ever met an emu

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Track: Killer Queen
Artist: Queen
Album: Sheer Heart Attack
42,519 plays

She’s a Killer Queen
Gunpowder, guillotine
Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime

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aesclepianbanshee:

This is why I love Fire Emblem.

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drake & josh
season 1:  drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4:  drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

housenka:

Part 5__ {Vento Aureo}

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In 25 defenses, the WWE Championship has only changed hands six times at SummerSlam. Bret Hart won the Title by defeating The Undertaker in 1997 with Shawn Michaels as Special Referee, two years before Jesse Ventura presided over Mankind's third WWE Title victory. Brock Lesnar conquered The Rock in 2002 to win the Championship in his rookie year, a feat Alberto Del Rio also accomplished against CM Punk by using Money in the Bank in 2011. Daniel Bryan vanquished John Cena for his first WWE Title in 2013, only to be betrayed by Special Referee HHH, whom counted three for Randy Orton's own cash-in moments later.

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